If you haven’t heard of this guy, he is the D.C. judge who sued a dry cleaners. They lost his pants, offered to replace but he refused and sued for $65 million claiming false advertising by having a sign that says, “Satisfaction Guaranteed.” About every court in the world has rejected his case, latest being last December a three-judge panel from the D.C. Court of Appeals saying his argument lacked logic. So what did he do? He filed another appeal with the D.C. Court of Appeals ask that a nine-judge panel hear his case. Asshat.
BTW, I know that “guaranteed” is misspelled in the cartoon. I was too lazy to redraw it last night. So sue me!