Category Archives: faces

Let’s Pretend…



I do like to pretend and play dress up. I’ve got the look of an executive down – nice briefcase, french cuff shirts, sharp ties, etc, etc. It’s fun. You should try it.

So Sue Me…

Asshat Goes to the Cleaners

Satisfaction Guarenteed

If you haven’t heard of this guy, he is the D.C. judge who sued a dry cleaners. They lost his pants, offered to replace but he refused and sued for $65 million claiming false advertising by having a sign that says, “Satisfaction Guaranteed.” About every court in the world has rejected his case, latest being last December a three-judge panel from the D.C. Court of Appeals saying his argument lacked logic. So what did he do? He filed another appeal with the D.C. Court of Appeals ask that a nine-judge panel hear his case. Asshat.

BTW, I know that “guaranteed” is misspelled in the cartoon. I was too lazy to redraw it last night. So sue me!

Govenor Asshat

Govenor Asshat

Govenor Asshat

Govenor Blagojevich. How could I not include him in my Asshat series? It was almost too easy, sadly. Actually, I am not the first to call him Govenor Asshat, Scott Adams referred to him as “Govenor Asshat” in this post from last month. I don’t mind riding on his coat tails a little.

Happy New Year…

Happy New Year 2009

Happy New Year 2009

From me to you and yours, may you have a happy, healthy and safe 2009.

Father Time, 2008…

New Year Hand Off 2009

Sorry for the Mess...

My little comment on the past year.

Old and Stale…

Old and Stale

Old and Stale

Someone commented on one my drawings the other day and basically told me this. How could I resist?

I’ll be the first to say that I am not trendy, cool, talented or funny. You’re preaching to the choir, dude. I do these to keep my therapy bills manageable.

Hey! They Have Asshats in Hollywood…

PR Asshat

Hollywood Asshat

This is from a story I heard a week or two ago. A movie was recently released and a radio station was offered a private screening in the star’s home if they would say nice things about the film.

They have Asshats in Hollywood. Who knew…

Inner Child VII: Naughty List

In celebration of the season…


Naughty List

Also, my first real attempt with a background.

You Think You’re Funny…

This is almost a daily conversation in my household. Guess which one is me and which is my wife. 🙂

You Think You're Funny

A Bad Day…

This one also kind of drew itself.

Bad Day

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