Pretend
I do like to pretend and play dress up. I’ve got the look of an executive down – nice briefcase, french cuff shirts, sharp ties, etc, etc. It’s fun. You should try it.
Category Archives: faces
So Sue Me…
Satisfaction Guarenteed
If you haven’t heard of this guy, he is the D.C. judge who sued a dry cleaners. They lost his pants, offered to replace but he refused and sued for $65 million claiming false advertising by having a sign that says, “Satisfaction Guaranteed.” About every court in the world has rejected his case, latest being last December a three-judge panel from the D.C. Court of Appeals saying his argument lacked logic. So what did he do? He filed another appeal with the D.C. Court of Appeals ask that a nine-judge panel hear his case. Asshat.
BTW, I know that “guaranteed” is misspelled in the cartoon. I was too lazy to redraw it last night. So sue me!
Govenor Asshat
Govenor Asshat
Govenor Blagojevich. How could I not include him in my Asshat series? It was almost too easy, sadly. Actually, I am not the first to call him Govenor Asshat, Scott Adams referred to him as “Govenor Asshat” in this post from last month. I don’t mind riding on his coat tails a little.
Happy New Year…
Happy New Year 2009
From me to you and yours, may you have a happy, healthy and safe 2009.
Old and Stale…
Old and Stale
Someone commented on one my drawings the other day and basically told me this. How could I resist?
I’ll be the first to say that I am not trendy, cool, talented or funny. You’re preaching to the choir, dude. I do these to keep my therapy bills manageable.
Hey! They Have Asshats in Hollywood…
Hollywood Asshat
This is from a story I heard a week or two ago. A movie was recently released and a radio station was offered a private screening in the star’s home if they would say nice things about the film.
They have Asshats in Hollywood. Who knew…
Inner Child VII: Naughty List
In celebration of the season…
Naughty List
Also, my first real attempt with a background.
You Think You’re Funny…
This is almost a daily conversation in my household. Guess which one is me and which is my wife. 🙂
My 'toons on Flickr
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