Coffee Whispering…

I’m weak on Mondays. I always choose to do the voices’ bidding.

Voices


You’re Not The Boss of Me…

This doesn’t happen until around 4:30 on Monday. 8 a.m. I am singing a different tune; mainly about coffee. But that’s another post for another day.
Monday Owned


Co-Dependancy…

8 O’Clock coffee said this in a Facebook post on January 9, 2015. It made me think that maybe my coffee looks as forward to seeing me in the morning as I look forward to it. I feel less addictive in the morning believing that. It’s just two good friends meeting each other in the morning.

Clingy Coffee


It’s Dead Jim…

Death By Process

Process for process’ sake is not good. This is not an original thought. I’ve run into some have been taken so long, milestones weren’t missed but run over by a Mac truck and left alongside the road with the rest of the roadkill. Processes are needed, absolutely. But a process that just puts a check in a box or to appease a needless layer of bureaucracy will kill a project. Knowing what to do is easy. Getting leadership and organizations to do it and change is not.


The Fourth Is Strong…

In honor of May the 4th, a reposting of two themed after a character in Lucas’ Star Wars saga.

 

Bob The Father

 

 
Analyst Vader

 

 

The Fourth will be with you. Always.


And Doggone It, People Like Me…

Smart Man
The note above is based on John Oliver’s encouraging note to himself. Unfortunately, I cannot share the video here so go to YouTube and watch the John Oliver’s story ¬†during the April 12, 2015 broadcast of Last Week Tonight about the upcoming general elections in the UK and Labour Party candidate Ed Miliband’s crib notes found after a debate with Prime Minister David Cameron. It is a piece of brilliance. I just may frame it and put it on my desk. Don’t let them see your sadness!

 

 


To Pee or Not To Pee…

Seat Pee
I work on a floor in my building with roughly 100 to 125 people of which a good seventy-five percent are men. There seems to be a large proportion of that male population that has an aversion to urinals and instead prefers to do their business in the stalls. More specifically, on the toilet seats that reside in the stalls. I’m not sure if it’s passive aggression or just a bunch of clueless male engineers. Either way, I am now visiting other floors to surf on my phone. Their Delta Tau Chi name is ‘asshat’.

 

 


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