Boundaries…

I will hear about this thing called, “Too much coffee” but have yet to see it. Kind of like Big Foot and the Loch Ness Monster, I’m not entirely sure it exists.

You Dunderhead…

The cardio equipment at my gym was recently upgraded to the models with the small televisions built in. Once you start up the belt on the treadmill or start moving on the elliptical, it automatically turns on. Nice. I normally workout with listening to something on my earbuds and so just end up watching whatever without listening to it. My trips to the gym, lately, have coincided with our local airing of “Jeopardy.” One day it got me to thinking about the cliche jokes about how hard the questions are and Alex Trebek’s smugness when a contestant doesn’t know the answer to some obscure question like, “This phalangic extension was damaged when it struck a poolside lounging device in Van Nuys, California during a party in the summer of 1968.” Of course the answer is, “What is Johnny Carson’s big toe?” Dunderhead.

The Financial Acumen Is Strong With This One…

I walked into the room as some talking head on CNBC was saying something about economic disturbances. Vader’s line immediately popped into my head. Didn’t take me too long to make the leap the rest of the way. As I have said many times before, it made me laugh.