Awww. Monday has a crush. I’m not surprised it’s Tuesday. Tuesday is the day-next-door type and is good at calming a cranky Monday. Wednesday is nice but is way out of Monday’s league, being Hump Day and all. Friday and Saturday are more Wednesday’s type. They’re fun. Thursday has been in a long-term relationship with Sunday.
Update: My apologies, I forgot to give a head-nod to @notorias who tweeted this line last week about Monday’s dapperness. Don’t want you to think this is all about me.