But I’m Not Addicted…

Our Famous Fudge…

December 23, 2008 · 3 Comments

(Mea Culpa: A good friend tried the recipe and it did not work  because I mixed up some of the information. My sincere apologies. IF MY WIFE  COPY EDITOR WOULD READ THIS EVERY SO OFTEN, it might have been fact checked and verified. The changes are below.)

A Christmas tradition in the Heath household is to give fudge to our family, friends, neighbors, favorite shopkeepers, etc as a gift. We’re up to about ten batches and it seems to keep growing but we really enjoy doing it. That whole “to-give-is-better-than-to-receive” stuff is actually true. Go figure.

The recipe is no secret. It is actually based on the Never Fail Fudge recipe on the Marshmallow Fluff ® container and website with a few tweeks and adjustments over the years to suit our own taste.

So, without further ado, the recipe for the Famous Heath Family Fudge.

Ingredients:

1 stick of butter

1 can of condensed evaporated milk

1 tsp salt

5 cups sugar

1 container Marshmallow Fluff ®

1 tsp vanilla extract

1 2 12 oz. bag of real chocolate chips

 

1.      In a large sauce pan (5 or 6 qt, not sure how big ours is), combine the stick of butter, condensed evaporated milk and salt over medium-low heat. We cook on a gas flame and set it at just below half, around 5 o’clock if you looked at the knob like a clock.

 

2.      Stir the mix until the stick of butter is melted.

(note on stirring – over the years of making fudge, Jenny and I have discovered that the key to this recipe is constant stirring. We stir during the entire process, taking turns and this year drafting asking Linc to help. You must, must, must continuously stir)

 

3.      Once the butter is melted, add the five cups of sugar and stir some more until the sugar is blended in.

 

4.      Add the entire container of marshmallow fluff and, yes, stir. (if you can, find the actual Marshmallow Fluff ® brand. A friend used a substitute with disastrous results)

 

5.      Continuously stir until the fluff is melted and the entire mix comes to slow, rolling boil.

 

6.   Set a timer for 5 minutes and (wait for it…) stir.

 

7.      At the end of the 5 minutes, remove the pot from the heat and add the vanilla extract (careful, it will spit at you during this step)

 

8.      Add the chocolate chips and (anyone? anyone?) stir until the mixture is brown and smooth.

 

9.      Pour into a cake-type pan of your choice (we use glass pyrex), cover with tin foil and either place in the garage (only during the winter!) or fridge to cool.

 

10.      Use a spatula, scraper, fingers, etc to clean the delicious warm fudge from the inside of the pot (best part IMHO).

 

 

 

 

 

 

Enjoy.

 

Merry Christmas, Happy Hannakuh, Happy Kwanzaa, Happy Festivus  and Happy New Year from the Heath Family!

 

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Imaginary Productivity…

December 23, 2008 · Leave a Comment

The Dilbert cartoons from my desk calendar are always funny but today’s really spoke to me. 

Imaginary Productivity

Imaginary Productivity

 Imaginary productivity. It’s how I spend the majority of my day. It’s how a number of people I work with spend their day. This was true, too, of my last project/job. If Scott Adams has published a cartoon on the subject, it isn’t just my industry and work space, it’s a problem everywhere.

 

This made me wonder, how did we, as a country, get to this point? How many people spend hour upon hour at desks or in cubes on imaginary productivity? And, why?

 

The problem, from my humble observances, is two-fold. First is just a general lack of work. In my particular industry, our client has a budget for contractors and must spend that budget, regardless if there is enough work to go around. It’s wasteful; and aggravating for those of us stuck in the situation.

 

The second problem is a lack of trust in others. This was particularly true in my last job. The majority of the tasks were handed to three people on a team of about 30. They were extremely overworked and overtasked but the powers-that-were did not trust the abilities of rest of the team. Again, wasteful and aggravating for those stuck in the situation.

 

This comic is going to be framed and hung on my cube wall. It’s sad, really, but a true testament of the status of my life, right now.

 

Here’s hoping that your productivity is real, not imaginary, and fulfilling.

 

(Dilbert comic strip from Dilbert.com, created by Scott Adams, originally published Dec. 24, 2005 and is thoroughly awesome)

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