Bob…

Bob Is Watching

I was in a meeting a few weeks back when someone said, “And Bob will watch the budget…” which, in my mind, led immediately to, “Bob is watching you.” That led to me seeing that phrase on one of those church signs with the witty sayings on them.

The Bob guy is based on a guy my son likes to draw.

Gremlins…

Coffee Gremlins

Jenny said on Facebook one day that Gremlins keep empyting her coffee cup. Stupid Coffee Gremlins!

Tuesdays Are Better…

Tuesdays are better

I drew this around Labor Day. Someone on Twitter said what Gourdo is saying.  I must say I whole-heartedly agree.

And, We’re Back…

Properly Equipped

Hey, lookit that! After some shopping around and Ebay drama, I’m back up and running. We found a nice scanner on Craig’s List for $15.

This is a test run Gourdo and it appears everything is a go. Cool!

Stay tuned. More Gourdo-goodness to come.

Pardon the Interruption…

There have been technical issues beyond my control (the scanner is being hinky, again) and my latest MBA class has kept me extremely busy these past few weeks. I promise to return, soon I hope, with all the fun and cynical cartoons you enjoy so much.

The Management

Douchebag Alert…

If the word “douchbag” offends you, then read no further and EJECT.  If not, enjoy.

Friday Is Late

I knew there was a reason I didn’t like Mondays.

Hat tip to our friend, P. This past Monday, she said something similar in her FB status as to what Gordo is saying. I had to borrow it.

Lily Pads and Asshats…

Wet Sunglasses

This is just another version from last week’s post. Jenny suggested this one. Of course the Asshat would get miffed if a droplet got on his cool shades. Gourdo shouldn’t have made a such a big splash when the Asshat pushed him off the lily pad.

Cold Turkey…

Cold Turkey

Get it? Cold turkey. Made me laugh but that’s not saying much.

Lily Pads, Asshats and Fools, Oh My…

Lily Pads, Asshats and Fools

Figures. There is always an asshat trying to make sure you don’t move onto the next lily pad. He’s either threatened or just truly an “asshat” and enjoys effen with other people’s lives.

And there always seems to be some fool nearby having a little fun at your expense.  But really, what fool can resist a schadenfreude opportunity?

Lily Pads…

Lily Pads

‘It’s not about jumping from pond to pond, it’s about jumping from lily pad to lily pad.’” –Clinton Kelly

The good Mr. Kelly, from TLC’s What Not To Wear, said this during a recent episode (my wife watches the show and saved that part on our DVR to show me. Really. No lie. I was doing something very manly at the time. I think it was hunting big game and using a chain saw).

It kind of put my whole career thing in a different perspective. I know what I want for my career but maybe I am looking too far out, I should instead concentrate on the next “lily pad.”

It is getting time to jump to the next lily pad, I just need to figure out which is the right one.

What do you think? Lily pads?